well what can I say about it...it started when my credit cards maxed out and couldnt get any . I papped my self all the way to being a good lad and regaining some money.
I buzzed and got excited like a child waiting for sants ...UNTIL we got our arses kicked by the fade the week before.
anyways enough ramble about the build up...sat morning I got up early ,very tired as i hadnt slept the night before(hee hee) ,I picked my nephew up who wasnt ready because my darling baby sis told him I'd be late.
we stopped at Cannock and had a mega breaky ,step hen made me have the mega one. We arrived in edgware ,london 1045 went to our rooms ,got changed and had a beer at 1115 .we headed to trafalger square to the fanzone and met up with charlie aka american off brfcs and his good lady and then proceed to find a beer cabin ..£4 !!!!! sausage butty 5 dabs!!!
anyway needless to say we got drunk and watched the show ,it was a farce it was all niners shit and no broncos!!! The cheerleaders were i must say gorgush,however guess who dropped himself in it (can only happen to me) ..I said to my nephew how fit and other things this cheerleader was and i got a bollocking has her mum was stood next to me hahahaha. We left the zone headed to some pubs and went to the brewmaster were we met up with hawii guy,trisha his wife ,broncoted and a.nother(im sorry i cant remember his name) . we had a drink or two and i cant remeber much of what was said as i was drunk lol.
sunday morning...woke up .hungover and struggled with a bit of greasy brekky.As we queued i got summoned to a florist who took my pic and gave me some balloons lol ,my hat was sexy
we tubed into wembley park and went tailgating and guess what we got a few beers in and some food..needed a mortgage i tell thee..i posed for photos with americans because they love my cute hat and then we met miss i off the mane and american again.
we went in wembleeeeeeeeeeee and man is it impressive and expensive all rolled into one...as for the game ....jabbyjabby we dont talk about it..refs suck.
we headed to leicester square had fridays ,drunk more beer and headed back to edgware....
TOP WEEKEND,IF YOU READ THIS TOP NEPHEW AND TOP PEOPLE WHO WE MET..APART FROM ONE COW WHO SWORE AT ME BECAUSE I WAS A BRONCO FAN ,REALYY SHOULD OF SHOVED HER UNDER A TUBE BIATCH LOL.
Thursday 4 November 2010
Thursday 12 August 2010
holiday hotel from hell!!!! lobos bahia @feutenventura
what a scruffy awful place,dirty towels on arrival,room smelled of urine,rude bar staff,dangerous pool etc.
on arrival we found a lad whose leg had gone through the glass door and had blood splurting out,the reception were only interesed in checking guests in and NO member of staff was looking after him.
the room was as basic as it can be,the kitchen areas cupboards were hanging off, there was no bin . rubbish was left by the cleaners and not one item was removed !!! the bathroom stank of urine as did the wardrobe! the beds are rock hard and we had back ache every morning,the pillow was thinner than an elastic band and the spare was filthy stained and just a sack filled with pieces of foam! the room was never swept or cleaned it had been only once during our stay!
the restraunt was like a cattle market,the cutlery and plates where filthy ,the food itself was edible just, and there was little to no choice aprt from salad for the fussy eater,we ate out three nights during our 6 night stay. My wife had egg salad every night minus the cucumber on two occasions, being left with lettuce, tomatoes and onion and boiled egg, and on one occasion only had bread and water as the juices were extra sweet and more like a strong cordial rather than fresh juice. there weren't any preserves or cheese to make sandwiches at lunch time for those that don't eat meat, infact the meals were repetative and boring.
the bar was terrible and the bar staff were the most rude and ignorent i ever had the mispleasure to meet.all inc , we were treated like we were stealing and 2nd class people.I can understand paper cups around the pool but not at night. at night they threw paper cups at you made you go outside to fill your paper cup with gassy beer.If you wanted shorts you had to then go outside for mixers and they just grumped at you for coming inside . If you paid you got a glass and i argued we had already paid ,but to no avail!
They have one toilet for men and one for ladies and i mean for one person,the mens seat wouldnt stay up and was filthy and wet with urine!!!
the pool is tatty with tile broken or missing and several kids sliced their feet open on missing tiles ! sunbeds broken and uncomfy!
However,the location was brilliant tho and hotel was located in a prime part of Fuerteventura but thats all!
on arrival we found a lad whose leg had gone through the glass door and had blood splurting out,the reception were only interesed in checking guests in and NO member of staff was looking after him.
the room was as basic as it can be,the kitchen areas cupboards were hanging off, there was no bin . rubbish was left by the cleaners and not one item was removed !!! the bathroom stank of urine as did the wardrobe! the beds are rock hard and we had back ache every morning,the pillow was thinner than an elastic band and the spare was filthy stained and just a sack filled with pieces of foam! the room was never swept or cleaned it had been only once during our stay!
the restraunt was like a cattle market,the cutlery and plates where filthy ,the food itself was edible just, and there was little to no choice aprt from salad for the fussy eater,we ate out three nights during our 6 night stay. My wife had egg salad every night minus the cucumber on two occasions, being left with lettuce, tomatoes and onion and boiled egg, and on one occasion only had bread and water as the juices were extra sweet and more like a strong cordial rather than fresh juice. there weren't any preserves or cheese to make sandwiches at lunch time for those that don't eat meat, infact the meals were repetative and boring.
the bar was terrible and the bar staff were the most rude and ignorent i ever had the mispleasure to meet.all inc , we were treated like we were stealing and 2nd class people.I can understand paper cups around the pool but not at night. at night they threw paper cups at you made you go outside to fill your paper cup with gassy beer.If you wanted shorts you had to then go outside for mixers and they just grumped at you for coming inside . If you paid you got a glass and i argued we had already paid ,but to no avail!
They have one toilet for men and one for ladies and i mean for one person,the mens seat wouldnt stay up and was filthy and wet with urine!!!
the pool is tatty with tile broken or missing and several kids sliced their feet open on missing tiles ! sunbeds broken and uncomfy!
However,the location was brilliant tho and hotel was located in a prime part of Fuerteventura but thats all!
Monday 26 July 2010
week
why do people drive at 40 mph on a motorway?
why do people race you at lights with a powerful car and then go less than the speed limit ?
wo what a couplke of weeks its been ! went to work on thursday at 6am got home 3am back in at 715 and home at midnight ,followed by 17 hopur shifts.
ah well its my 1st anniversary yesterday and ive treated her to a week in the canaries ,god bless overtime lol.
this week we have my stepdaughters wedding and its going to be a good day,hell ive to get my car valleted on thursday so i can chauffer her there and then inm chief photoguy!!
the day after its fuertenturea (or however its spelt)!!
why do people race you at lights with a powerful car and then go less than the speed limit ?
wo what a couplke of weeks its been ! went to work on thursday at 6am got home 3am back in at 715 and home at midnight ,followed by 17 hopur shifts.
ah well its my 1st anniversary yesterday and ive treated her to a week in the canaries ,god bless overtime lol.
this week we have my stepdaughters wedding and its going to be a good day,hell ive to get my car valleted on thursday so i can chauffer her there and then inm chief photoguy!!
the day after its fuertenturea (or however its spelt)!!
Saturday 3 July 2010
ENGLAND PART 2!!
WELL JESUS H CHRIST WHAT A PATHETIC SHAMBOLIC OVERRATED WIMP OF A SHOWING WAS THAT??
ITS TOOK ME THIS LONG TO CALM DOWN!!! CAPELLO? WELL SUPPOSED TO BE A TOP MANAGER? 3-1 DOWN GOALS REQUIRED AND HE TAKES OFF DEFOE AND BRINGS ON THE GOAL MACHINE HESKEY? HE PLAYS A HALF FIT ROONEY, THE CAPT AGAIN OUT OF POSITION , NO JOE COLE AND HES REWARDED BY KEEPING HIS JOB!!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH AN ENGLISHMEN IN CHARGE OF ENGLAND!!!!
THE PLAYERS WERE AS I HAVE SAID IN THE PAST MORE CONCERNED WITH THEIR JOLLIES INSTEAD OF WINNING THE WC!!! COULDNT BELIEVE ROONEY BOOKED HIS TRIP THE WEEK BEFORE THE GERMAN GAME,LAMPS COULDNT WAIT A DAY BEFORE FERKING OFF TO SARDINIA WITH HIS BIT OF FLUFF WITH BIG TEETH AND CAPPELLO DIDNT EVEN STOP TO FAVCE THE MUSIC ,ALBEIT FOR A CONTRIVED PRESSER.
WHAT NOW???
GET RID OF JAMES,GREEN,CARAGHGER,TERRY,LAMPARD ,HESKEY,CASLEY COLE IF HE HATES ENGLAND THAT MUCH . GET YOUNG HUNGRY LADS IN AND SACK THE GOALDEN GENERATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AS FOR THEM VUVUVUVSTAELLAS GRRRRRRRRRRR
ITS TOOK ME THIS LONG TO CALM DOWN!!! CAPELLO? WELL SUPPOSED TO BE A TOP MANAGER? 3-1 DOWN GOALS REQUIRED AND HE TAKES OFF DEFOE AND BRINGS ON THE GOAL MACHINE HESKEY? HE PLAYS A HALF FIT ROONEY, THE CAPT AGAIN OUT OF POSITION , NO JOE COLE AND HES REWARDED BY KEEPING HIS JOB!!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH AN ENGLISHMEN IN CHARGE OF ENGLAND!!!!
THE PLAYERS WERE AS I HAVE SAID IN THE PAST MORE CONCERNED WITH THEIR JOLLIES INSTEAD OF WINNING THE WC!!! COULDNT BELIEVE ROONEY BOOKED HIS TRIP THE WEEK BEFORE THE GERMAN GAME,LAMPS COULDNT WAIT A DAY BEFORE FERKING OFF TO SARDINIA WITH HIS BIT OF FLUFF WITH BIG TEETH AND CAPPELLO DIDNT EVEN STOP TO FAVCE THE MUSIC ,ALBEIT FOR A CONTRIVED PRESSER.
WHAT NOW???
GET RID OF JAMES,GREEN,CARAGHGER,TERRY,LAMPARD ,HESKEY,CASLEY COLE IF HE HATES ENGLAND THAT MUCH . GET YOUNG HUNGRY LADS IN AND SACK THE GOALDEN GENERATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND AS FOR THEM VUVUVUVSTAELLAS GRRRRRRRRRRR
Monday 21 June 2010
Engrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrland
ok , well i was not going to carry on here because it feels like im talking to myself(thats only when im driving), but tom pringle do it and have an ABBEY rant.Abs is my footy alterego which isnt really me and he comes out to play when the footy starts.its not pretty i know but who cares.
RIGHT HERE GOES NOTHING!!!!!!
IM AS PASSIONATE ABOUT ROVERS ,BRONCOS AND ENGLAND AS I AM ABOUT EVERYTHING I LOVE. I LOOKED FORWARD TO THIS WORLD CUP WITH A LOT OF GIDDINESS IF IM TOTALLY HONEST ,LIKE A KID IN A TOFFEEE SHOP,BRING IT ON. THE COUNTRY WERE UP FOR IT,THE TELLY PUNDITS WERE UP FOR IT ,HELL EVEN ME DOG BELLAWELLA WOOWOO WAS UP FOR IT.
THEN IT STARTED JOHN TERRY COULDNT KEEP HIS KNOB IN HIS TROLLIES AND HAD AWAY WITH HIS MATE'S MISSUS,HOW FRIGGING THICK CAN HE BE..."OH DONT WORRY LOVE NOONE WILL EVER KNOW, IM ONLY THE ENGLAND CAPTAIN ."
I TELL YA WHAT IF I WAS CAPELLO ID HAVE SAID TO HIM AND THE BRIDGESTER ,"THISSSSIIII ISSS HOWA ITTA GOOESS(HOWS THAT FOR AN ITALIAN ACCENT) YOU TWOOOOOOOOA GETTTA THE CLOVESAAA ON ITSS PAY PER VIEW IN THE RING LASATA MANNA STANDING" .....OOOPS TYPO I DIDNT MEAN GARLIC I MEANT GLOVES ,HAVING SAID HE IS ITALIAN SO HE MAY HAVE SAID CLOVES.
THE CAPT WAS SHIFTED FROM A GIGLO TO A MANC WHO REFUSED A DRUG TEST AND ALLEGEDLY VAULTED A WALL (JUST SAYING) TO GET AWAY FROM IT. RIO RIO RIO THE BLKACKBURN END CRY BECAUSE HE ALWAYS IS PANTS WHEN HE COMES TO EWOOD. HE GETS HIMSELF INJURED BY DONKEY HEAD HESKEY AND THE CAPT BAND IS THEN DELIVERED TO THE SCOUSE GANGSTER.
NOW A RANT ON SELECTIONS...HESKEY FK ME HE ISNT CHAMPIONSHIP QUALITY LET ALONE WORLD CLASS , CARRICK CARTHORSE, ROONEY CLEARLY NOT ANYWHERE NEAR FITNESS,CARRAGHER GLORY HUNTING SCOUSE HAS BEEN AND HAS FOR THE GOALIES..WELL CAPPELLO SAID HE PICKS PEOPLE IN FORM SO LETS SEE,JAMES RELEGATED LOTS OF GOOALS CONCEDED , GREEN SAME APART FROM NEARLY RELEGATED,HART CANT NEAR THE FIRST TEAM AT CITEH, ROBBO MOST IN FORM KEEPER WITH ENGLISH PASSPORT.MY GOALIES WOULD BE ROBBO ,HART AND KIRKLAND.
WE STUFFED OURSELVES SILLY WITH BURGERS ,STAEK AND STELLA AND GATHERED AROUND THE TELLY FOR THE FIRST GAME ..THE BBQ ERUPTED AS WE SCORED AND THE TENSION AND FEAR WAS LIFTED ,4-0 AT LEAST WE SAID AND THEN THE TEAM THOUGHT JOB DONE AND GREEN COULDNT STOP A GENTLE PEA ROLLER THAT MY 12 MONTH OLD STEP GRANDON COULD HAVE STOPPED,BALLS FAULT? BULLSHIT. THE ENGLAND COCKY SWAGGER TOOK OVER AND THAT WAS THAT.
THEN THE NEXT GAME ALL WAS FORGIVEN AND THE STAELLAS ONCE AGAIN FLOWED AND HOPE AND EXPECTION WAS AGAIN MISPLACED AS WE COULDNT BEAT A TEAM 15,000,000,000 PLACES BELOW US IN THE RANKINGS. ONCE AGAIN HESKEY WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND ROONEY WAS NOT UP FOR IT,GERRARD PLAYED OUT OF POSITION AND LAMPS WAS DIRE. AND THEN THE GOBBY SCOUSE SHREK [IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwMTEwOTY4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTM5MjMyMQ@@._V1._SX98_SY140_.jpg[/IMG](NOT SURE IF PIC WORKED THO) ACCUSED THE ENGLISH FANS OF BEING SHIT AND THATS NOT RIGHT THE LITTLE FAT SCROTE SHOULD BE MADE TO TAKE THE MIC BEFORE WEDS GAME AND GROVEL.
WHATS WRONG WITH THEM ,BORED? 100 GRAND A WEEK AND THERE BORED BLESS EM,NOWT TO DO BLESS EM,.....YOU SET OF PAMPERED ASSWIPES ITS AN HONOUR TO PLAY FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND MOST PEOPLE WOULD KILL FOR IT!!! NEVER MIND CRYING LIKE TERRY TO THE PRESS....
SHOW UP OR FK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIGHT HERE GOES NOTHING!!!!!!
IM AS PASSIONATE ABOUT ROVERS ,BRONCOS AND ENGLAND AS I AM ABOUT EVERYTHING I LOVE. I LOOKED FORWARD TO THIS WORLD CUP WITH A LOT OF GIDDINESS IF IM TOTALLY HONEST ,LIKE A KID IN A TOFFEEE SHOP,BRING IT ON. THE COUNTRY WERE UP FOR IT,THE TELLY PUNDITS WERE UP FOR IT ,HELL EVEN ME DOG BELLAWELLA WOOWOO WAS UP FOR IT.
THEN IT STARTED JOHN TERRY COULDNT KEEP HIS KNOB IN HIS TROLLIES AND HAD AWAY WITH HIS MATE'S MISSUS,HOW FRIGGING THICK CAN HE BE..."OH DONT WORRY LOVE NOONE WILL EVER KNOW, IM ONLY THE ENGLAND CAPTAIN ."
I TELL YA WHAT IF I WAS CAPELLO ID HAVE SAID TO HIM AND THE BRIDGESTER ,"THISSSSIIII ISSS HOWA ITTA GOOESS(HOWS THAT FOR AN ITALIAN ACCENT) YOU TWOOOOOOOOA GETTTA THE CLOVESAAA ON ITSS PAY PER VIEW IN THE RING LASATA MANNA STANDING" .....OOOPS TYPO I DIDNT MEAN GARLIC I MEANT GLOVES ,HAVING SAID HE IS ITALIAN SO HE MAY HAVE SAID CLOVES.
THE CAPT WAS SHIFTED FROM A GIGLO TO A MANC WHO REFUSED A DRUG TEST AND ALLEGEDLY VAULTED A WALL (JUST SAYING) TO GET AWAY FROM IT. RIO RIO RIO THE BLKACKBURN END CRY BECAUSE HE ALWAYS IS PANTS WHEN HE COMES TO EWOOD. HE GETS HIMSELF INJURED BY DONKEY HEAD HESKEY AND THE CAPT BAND IS THEN DELIVERED TO THE SCOUSE GANGSTER.
NOW A RANT ON SELECTIONS...HESKEY FK ME HE ISNT CHAMPIONSHIP QUALITY LET ALONE WORLD CLASS , CARRICK CARTHORSE, ROONEY CLEARLY NOT ANYWHERE NEAR FITNESS,CARRAGHER GLORY HUNTING SCOUSE HAS BEEN AND HAS FOR THE GOALIES..WELL CAPPELLO SAID HE PICKS PEOPLE IN FORM SO LETS SEE,JAMES RELEGATED LOTS OF GOOALS CONCEDED , GREEN SAME APART FROM NEARLY RELEGATED,HART CANT NEAR THE FIRST TEAM AT CITEH, ROBBO MOST IN FORM KEEPER WITH ENGLISH PASSPORT.MY GOALIES WOULD BE ROBBO ,HART AND KIRKLAND.
WE STUFFED OURSELVES SILLY WITH BURGERS ,STAEK AND STELLA AND GATHERED AROUND THE TELLY FOR THE FIRST GAME ..THE BBQ ERUPTED AS WE SCORED AND THE TENSION AND FEAR WAS LIFTED ,4-0 AT LEAST WE SAID AND THEN THE TEAM THOUGHT JOB DONE AND GREEN COULDNT STOP A GENTLE PEA ROLLER THAT MY 12 MONTH OLD STEP GRANDON COULD HAVE STOPPED,BALLS FAULT? BULLSHIT. THE ENGLAND COCKY SWAGGER TOOK OVER AND THAT WAS THAT.
THEN THE NEXT GAME ALL WAS FORGIVEN AND THE STAELLAS ONCE AGAIN FLOWED AND HOPE AND EXPECTION WAS AGAIN MISPLACED AS WE COULDNT BEAT A TEAM 15,000,000,000 PLACES BELOW US IN THE RANKINGS. ONCE AGAIN HESKEY WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND ROONEY WAS NOT UP FOR IT,GERRARD PLAYED OUT OF POSITION AND LAMPS WAS DIRE. AND THEN THE GOBBY SCOUSE SHREK [IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwMTEwOTY4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTM5MjMyMQ@@._V1._SX98_SY140_.jpg[/IMG](NOT SURE IF PIC WORKED THO) ACCUSED THE ENGLISH FANS OF BEING SHIT AND THATS NOT RIGHT THE LITTLE FAT SCROTE SHOULD BE MADE TO TAKE THE MIC BEFORE WEDS GAME AND GROVEL.
WHATS WRONG WITH THEM ,BORED? 100 GRAND A WEEK AND THERE BORED BLESS EM,NOWT TO DO BLESS EM,.....YOU SET OF PAMPERED ASSWIPES ITS AN HONOUR TO PLAY FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND MOST PEOPLE WOULD KILL FOR IT!!! NEVER MIND CRYING LIKE TERRY TO THE PRESS....
SHOW UP OR FK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday 31 May 2010
holidays
mmmmm thinking of holiday ideas for 2011,turkey ,dominican,fuertenventura or hoever you spell it or tunisia ...
its hard work deciding it really is..help!!!!
its hard work deciding it really is..help!!!!
Thursday 13 May 2010
Wednesday 12 May 2010
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