ok , well i was not going to carry on here because it feels like im talking to myself(thats only when im driving), but tom pringle do it and have an ABBEY rant.Abs is my footy alterego which isnt really me and he comes out to play when the footy starts.its not pretty i know but who cares.
RIGHT HERE GOES NOTHING!!!!!!
IM AS PASSIONATE ABOUT ROVERS ,BRONCOS AND ENGLAND AS I AM ABOUT EVERYTHING I LOVE. I LOOKED FORWARD TO THIS WORLD CUP WITH A LOT OF GIDDINESS IF IM TOTALLY HONEST ,LIKE A KID IN A TOFFEEE SHOP,BRING IT ON. THE COUNTRY WERE UP FOR IT,THE TELLY PUNDITS WERE UP FOR IT ,HELL EVEN ME DOG BELLAWELLA WOOWOO WAS UP FOR IT.
THEN IT STARTED JOHN TERRY COULDNT KEEP HIS KNOB IN HIS TROLLIES AND HAD AWAY WITH HIS MATE'S MISSUS,HOW FRIGGING THICK CAN HE BE..."OH DONT WORRY LOVE NOONE WILL EVER KNOW, IM ONLY THE ENGLAND CAPTAIN ."
I TELL YA WHAT IF I WAS CAPELLO ID HAVE SAID TO HIM AND THE BRIDGESTER ,"THISSSSIIII ISSS HOWA ITTA GOOESS(HOWS THAT FOR AN ITALIAN ACCENT) YOU TWOOOOOOOOA GETTTA THE CLOVESAAA ON ITSS PAY PER VIEW IN THE RING LASATA MANNA STANDING" .....OOOPS TYPO I DIDNT MEAN GARLIC I MEANT GLOVES ,HAVING SAID HE IS ITALIAN SO HE MAY HAVE SAID CLOVES.
THE CAPT WAS SHIFTED FROM A GIGLO TO A MANC WHO REFUSED A DRUG TEST AND ALLEGEDLY VAULTED A WALL (JUST SAYING) TO GET AWAY FROM IT. RIO RIO RIO THE BLKACKBURN END CRY BECAUSE HE ALWAYS IS PANTS WHEN HE COMES TO EWOOD. HE GETS HIMSELF INJURED BY DONKEY HEAD HESKEY AND THE CAPT BAND IS THEN DELIVERED TO THE SCOUSE GANGSTER.
NOW A RANT ON SELECTIONS...HESKEY FK ME HE ISNT CHAMPIONSHIP QUALITY LET ALONE WORLD CLASS , CARRICK CARTHORSE, ROONEY CLEARLY NOT ANYWHERE NEAR FITNESS,CARRAGHER GLORY HUNTING SCOUSE HAS BEEN AND HAS FOR THE GOALIES..WELL CAPPELLO SAID HE PICKS PEOPLE IN FORM SO LETS SEE,JAMES RELEGATED LOTS OF GOOALS CONCEDED , GREEN SAME APART FROM NEARLY RELEGATED,HART CANT NEAR THE FIRST TEAM AT CITEH, ROBBO MOST IN FORM KEEPER WITH ENGLISH PASSPORT.MY GOALIES WOULD BE ROBBO ,HART AND KIRKLAND.
WE STUFFED OURSELVES SILLY WITH BURGERS ,STAEK AND STELLA AND GATHERED AROUND THE TELLY FOR THE FIRST GAME ..THE BBQ ERUPTED AS WE SCORED AND THE TENSION AND FEAR WAS LIFTED ,4-0 AT LEAST WE SAID AND THEN THE TEAM THOUGHT JOB DONE AND GREEN COULDNT STOP A GENTLE PEA ROLLER THAT MY 12 MONTH OLD STEP GRANDON COULD HAVE STOPPED,BALLS FAULT? BULLSHIT. THE ENGLAND COCKY SWAGGER TOOK OVER AND THAT WAS THAT.
THEN THE NEXT GAME ALL WAS FORGIVEN AND THE STAELLAS ONCE AGAIN FLOWED AND HOPE AND EXPECTION WAS AGAIN MISPLACED AS WE COULDNT BEAT A TEAM 15,000,000,000 PLACES BELOW US IN THE RANKINGS. ONCE AGAIN HESKEY WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND ROONEY WAS NOT UP FOR IT,GERRARD PLAYED OUT OF POSITION AND LAMPS WAS DIRE. AND THEN THE GOBBY SCOUSE SHREK [IMG]http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwMTEwOTY4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTM5MjMyMQ@@._V1._SX98_SY140_.jpg[/IMG](NOT SURE IF PIC WORKED THO) ACCUSED THE ENGLISH FANS OF BEING SHIT AND THATS NOT RIGHT THE LITTLE FAT SCROTE SHOULD BE MADE TO TAKE THE MIC BEFORE WEDS GAME AND GROVEL.
WHATS WRONG WITH THEM ,BORED? 100 GRAND A WEEK AND THERE BORED BLESS EM,NOWT TO DO BLESS EM,.....YOU SET OF PAMPERED ASSWIPES ITS AN HONOUR TO PLAY FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND MOST PEOPLE WOULD KILL FOR IT!!! NEVER MIND CRYING LIKE TERRY TO THE PRESS....
SHOW UP OR FK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
