Thursday 22 November 2012

SOFT ARSES ((CONTAINS SWEARING ))

I CANT BELIEVE THAT SOME SOFT ARSES ARE NOT GOING TO BURNLEY BECAUSE OF THE OTT TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS. YES I KNOW ITS STUPID AND ITS LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SCUM BUT FUCK ME ITS THE BIGGEST TWO GAMES IN THIS SEASONS FIXTURES.
YOU GOTTA BE AT EWOOD FOR 915ISH AWDEEEEFUCKING DUMS.IT MIGHT BE COLD FFS GROW A SET OF FUCKING BALLS .ANYONE WITH THESE EXCUSES ARE A JOKE.PEOPLE CANT AFFORD MANY AWAY GAMES ,IM INCLUDED IN THIS AS CSA OWN MY BOLLUCKS BUT FUCK IT ...THAT IS WHAT CREDIT CARDS ARE FOR.
LAST TIME I WAS A BIT DRUNK AND GOT SMACKED WITH A BOTTLE THROWN AT THE BAR BY A COUPLE OF PRIMARNI SCRUFFY CUNTS,THIS TIME IM OFF THE ALE IM TAKING MY LAD SO IM BEING SENSIBLE FOR ONCE.
IVE BEEN TO THE DINGLE DOME ON THE TRAIN AND BY VAN IN THE PAST AND YES IT WAS HAIR RAISING AND YOU NEEDED WITS ABOUT YOU BUT ITS STILL FUNNY ON THE COACHES AS GRANPA AND MA DINGLE WAVE AT THE HORDES OF FOLK FROM 15 YEARS IN THE FUTURE PASS THROUGH THEIR CESS PIT.HELL THE LAST TIME THE DINGLES BEAT US COLOUR TV'S AND THE DINGLES WERE NOT INVENTED.(CAPS I KNOW BUT FUCK ME SOME FOLK)

                                          DONT FORGET TO HUG A BURNLEY FAN.

Thursday 8 November 2012

Berg A King

Having watched awful football for the past few years and yes I include Big Sam's Hoof as well,it was refreshing to see the ball on the floor on Tuesday night. Berg in a week looks to have changed the Rovers style in one fail swoop.Take a bow Mr Berg.
We set off ,my lad ,nephew and me more in the hope of a win than expecting one.I predicted a win and they all scoffed . We arrived and my two passengers wanted a Big Mac when they saw a sign saying two minutes away.It was two minutes IF you are called Mo and are an Olympic Champion. We turned round and went to a chippy with an outside table .When we had finished I offered my chair to an old dear and the ignorant Yorkshire pudding didn't even have the decency to say thanks.
We found our seats and the first thing we noticed has the players warmed up was that the players were actually having a proper "warm up " and were actually doing real stretches.We had commentated at the Watford game how half hearted and lacklustre the pre game was ,so it was good to see the change and hopefully this will lead to better fitness and less stupid muscle injuries.
We kicked off and Rochina launched a volley from about 40 yards that if the goalie and pulled a worldie then it would be one nil with thirty seconds gone and goal of the century.
We followed up with shot after shot and the Berginater seems to have a shoot on sight policy.We then proceeded to do our customised suicidal defending and go undeservedly a goal down. The booing that followed after a move broke down was embarrassing but it soon got jovial again as we scored with their former hero . We continued to dominate and got a penalty and our group sang "Marcus Olsson took a dive he hates Yorkshire."2-1. We should really have seen the game out and held the ball at Towns corner flag instead of crossing the ball and then suicidal tendencies took over again and it was 2-2 and over.
Looking back ,overall I was impressed with the keep ball passing we played ,if its good enough for Spain then its good enough for me too. Yes its going to take time and we need to keep our noses in the promotion race until the transfer window and players like the pathetic rover fan hating ex dingle Orr can be got shut of. Berg needs to get players he needs and the Rovers fans now need is to have patience and NOT get on the players backs if a move breaks down and Ewood needs to start getting loud again.I actually sang again and got excited and its something i thought Id never see again. I still hate Venkys but maybe just maybe Henning may get the chicken pluckers out of their own hole.

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Thursday 1 November 2012

The Berginater

It's here ,he's here ,the new manager has arrived.The people we heard linked came and went, Holloway, Sherwood ,Rednapp ,Marascumbagadonna , Mkinlay ,Mcarthey and more .Every name form Blackburn to Jupiter and non of the so called "In The Knows " ,pundits or journalists saw it coming.
Welcome back to Blackburn Mr Berg .Following his public slating of all things Venky a few months back I hope and pray that he hasn't taken the chickens golden eggs as "change your mind ...you are now hypnotised " puppet money.I hope he does have the balls to stand up to class clown Shebby and the two Preston fans ,most of all he has the guts and common decency to stand up to Barry White and Bull Venky and their totally clueless sister whose name I hate writing ,so I wont.
It's taken five weeks to get an unemployed manager.My gripe isn't with Berg its with the fact that also on the list were reputedly the likes of Schuster,Clemente, Guillt and co. How Shabby joyfully and vigorously announced ,what a list and that was the start of Operation Venkysmokescreen yet again.It matched the announcements of when they took over withBeckham,Marascummydonna ,Ronaldinho and Riquelme.Oh don't worry we are your baby and as they promised Champions League,Cup wins and an all raft of empty promises.We watched helplessly as the stars got sold,kean cluelessly got us relegated and the magnificent owners just played with their chicks as we went down.Still kean stayed and then eventually he resigned and wasn't sacked.Yet after all this they still believed that we ( I for one wont ever) were so gullible that we would fall for their words of top manager.
I'm no premier league snob and have followed us in the old 3rd division and the 2nd division.Ive lost jobs and girlfriends following the team I love and I got told today I'm always negative .I'm not negative ,maybe I'm older and wiser than when I was a  Boddington full fan and it was a great way to spend weekends.I'm just so worried that these jokers have just employed an old legendesque player so as to ,if and when they balls it up , that its harder for fans to protest against Berg than it was for kean.
I loved Berg as the player he was for us back in his day.Words don't need saying as to what he achieved (google him if you have to) .I hope he has realised the squad is unfit and players like Orr are not good enough or fit to  wear our proud blue and white halves.
I forsee promotion via the playoffs with us beating and Paying back Palace for the 80's (if your under 40,ask your dad) with a KCR dive!  No idea really which way it will go .
I sign off by wishing Henning Berg all the best luck in the world as he will need it with his plucking bosses.